This is a frog. He is wearing a button-up shirt, a tie that was a choice, and a wristwatch that has never once told him anything he needed to know. He is resting his chin on his hand in the exact way a certain kind of man rests his chin on his hand right before he tells you what the government is hiding.
Someone has asked him a question. He has heard the question. He is thinking about it harder than anyone has ever thought about anything. And somewhere a hot mic is picking him up saying, out loud and completely sincerely: "What are frogs?"
If you know, you know. If you don't, somewhere out there is a clip of a very serious man on a celebrity quiz show wondering that same thing out loud, and finding it will improve your week.
Every line of it was drawn by an actual human hand. No AI. No prompts. No autocomplete. Just an artist who heard a grown man wonder about frogs on national television and decided the frogs deserved to be heard too.
The print has a faded, worn-in retro look, like you found it on a thrift store rack in 1998 and haven't taken it off since. The tee underneath is thick and structured but still soft and breathable, garment-dyed, with a relaxed fit that goes with pretty much everything. Wear it to the bar, to trivia night, or to the dark corners of the internet where the real questions get asked.
Color: Black Sizes: S – 4XL
- Hand-drawn original artwork, never generative AI. Drawn by local Boise artist badnik.
- Front print: pensive frog in a button-up and tie + "What Are Frogs?" in a faded retro finish
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
- Printed to order
Sizing tip: Relaxed fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it baggier.
*This shirt is POD (Print on Demand) - read about why we use Print on Demand services and our mission to eventually print everything we possibly can in-house here.
