This is a ghost. It has been dead for some time, which is why its eyes are little Xs. It does not need to breathe. It has not needed to breathe in a very long time. It is wearing goggles and a snorkel anyway.
Nobody knows how long it has been down there or what it is looking for. It has drifted past shipwrecks, sunken treasure, and at least one very confused octopus, and it has not once taken off the snorkel. Some habits survive death. Safety first, even in the afterlife.
Every line of it was drawn by an actual artist's hand. No AI. No prompts. No autocomplete.
The print is cracked and faded like a beach towel that has spent too many summers in the sun, and it sits on a tee that already feels broken in. The shirt is garment-dyed with a washed-out finish, boxy and oversized with dropped shoulders and a heavy, relaxed drape. It works for the pumpkin patch, it works for the beach, and it works for haunting the deep end of the public pool.
"She says boy, come take my hand - let me show you what you've been missing!"
Color: Faded Black Sizes: S – 3XL
- Hand-drawn original artwork, never generative AI. Drawn by local Boise artist badnik.
- Front print: snorkeling ghost in goggles, distressed vintage finish
- 100% carded cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from China
- Printed to order
Sizing tip: Cut oversized. Order your usual size for a baggy fit, or size down one for a more standard oversized look.
*This shirt is POD (Print on Demand) - read about why we use Print on Demand services and our mission to eventually print everything we possibly can in-house here.
