The Official MTGJoeD Metal AF Goblin Heavyweight T-shirt

Back in the pandemic days, when Joe first started streaming and making video essays, badnik drew him a little something. It was Joe, but goblin. Pointy ears. A mouth full of teeth that have seen things. The glasses stayed on, because even a goblin has to read chat. He's throwing up the horns over his own name, written in a metal logo so spiky it could headline a basement show in Norway.

Then badnik forgot about it. For years. It sat in a folder somewhere, gnashing its teeth in the dark, until he dug it up and went "oh yeah, I drew this." Now it's a shirt. It has waited long enough.

Every line of it was drawn by an actual artist's hand. No AI. No prompts. No autocomplete. Just one friend drawing another friend as a goblin, which is honestly the purest form of art there is.

The silver-white linework has a worn, gig-poster look and sits on a thick, structured, super soft tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton and quite breathable, which comes in handy when you wear it into battle against the never-ending legions of toasters trying to ruin the world. Or to a show. Or to watch the stream. Goblin's choice.

Color: Black Sizes: S – 4XL

• Hand-drawn original artwork, never generative AI. Drawn by local Boise artist badnik.
• Front print: goblin Joe throwing the horns + MTGJoeD metal logo, distressed silver-white ink
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
• Printed to order

Sizing tip: Relaxed fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it baggier.

*This shirt is POD (Print on Demand) - read about why we use Print on Demand services and our mission to eventually print everything we possibly can in-house here.