{"product_id":"mtgjoed-metal-goblin-heavyweight-tee","title":"The Official MTGJoeD Metal AF Goblin Heavyweight T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eBack in the pandemic days, when Joe first started streaming and making video essays, badnik drew him a little something. It was Joe, but goblin. Pointy ears. A mouth full of teeth that have seen things. The glasses stayed on, because even a goblin has to read chat. He's throwing up the horns over his own name, written in a metal logo so spiky it could headline a basement show in Norway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen badnik forgot about it. For years. It sat in a folder somewhere, gnashing its teeth in the dark, until he dug it up and went \"oh yeah, I drew this.\" Now it's a shirt. It has waited long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery line of it was drawn by an actual artist's hand. No AI. No prompts. No autocomplete. Just one friend drawing another friend as a goblin, which is honestly the purest form of art there is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe silver-white linework has a worn, gig-poster look and sits on a thick, structured, super soft tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton and quite breathable, which comes in handy when you wear it into battle against the never-ending legions of toasters trying to ruin the world. Or to a show. Or to watch the stream. Goblin's choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black \u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S – 4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn original artwork, never generative AI. Drawn by local Boise artist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badnik.art\" title=\"badnik's links\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebadnik\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print: goblin Joe throwing the horns + MTGJoeD metal logo, distressed silver-white ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it baggier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This shirt is POD (Print on Demand) - read about why we use Print on Demand services and our mission to eventually print everything we possibly can in-house \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/latenighthotdog.club\/blogs\/news\/print-on-demand-and-our-mission-to-leave-it-behind\" title=\"On POD\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Late Night Hot Dog Club","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53379783327925,"sku":"4019206_15114","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53379783360693,"sku":"4019206_15115","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53379783393461,"sku":"4019206_15116","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53379783426229,"sku":"4019206_15117","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53379783458997,"sku":"4019206_15118","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53379783491765,"sku":"4019206_16326","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":53379783524533,"sku":"4019206_17500","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/4652\/7157\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-black-front-6ab5f11dcd4d8.jpg?v=1790308658","url":"https:\/\/latenighthotdog.club\/products\/mtgjoed-metal-goblin-heavyweight-tee","provider":"Late Night Hot Dog Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}