{"product_id":"all-out-of-f-cks-tarsier-tee","title":"All Out of F*cks, Full Up on Malarkey - Oversized Washed Vintage Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is a tarsier. Its eyes are far too large for whatever it has gotten itself into tonight. It is wearing a cowboy hat that no one gave it. It is holding a joint that no one is going to ask about. At some point it climbed a streetlight, and it is not coming down to explain the decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe tarsier is all out of f*cks. The tarsier is full up on malarkey. It has nothing left to give you and an enormous amount of nonsense left to share. The Japanese on the shirt says as much (\"nonsense,\" \"gibberish,\" \"a ridiculous story\") in case the streetlight and the cowboy hat weren't clear enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery line of it was drawn by an actual human hand. No AI. No prompts. No autocomplete. Just a very tired artist who looked at the smallest, most exhausted primate on earth and thought, \"That one. Give that one a hat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe tee earns it. Garment-dyed and washed down, so it turns up already broken in like it's been through a few things. The cut is boxy and oversized with a heavy, structured drape. Good on its own, better under a flannel, best on the days you have run out of f*cks yourself (which, like, is that happening more often these days for everyone else too?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt runs oversized on purpose. Take your usual size for full baggy. Size down one if you want it closer to regular.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Washed Black \u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S – 3XL \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHand-drawn original artwork, never generative AI. Drawn in Procreate by local Boise artist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badnik.art\" title=\"badnik's links\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebadnik\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.5 oz\/yd² (220 gsm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarment-dyed, washed vintage finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBoxy oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFront print: tarsier in a cowboy hat + \"All Out of F*cks, Full Up on Malarkey\" with Japanese accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.1)] pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cut oversized. Order your usual size for a baggy fit, or size down one for a more standard oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This shirt is POD (Print on Demand) - read about why we use Print on Demand services and our mission to eventually print everything we possibly can in-house\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/latenighthotdog.club\/blogs\/news\/print-on-demand-and-our-mission-to-leave-it-behind\" title=\"On POD\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Late Night Hot Dog Club","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52886825205941,"sku":"8515453_22736","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52886825238709,"sku":"8515453_22742","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52886825271477,"sku":"8515453_22748","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52886825304245,"sku":"8515453_22754","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52886825337013,"sku":"8515453_22760","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52886825369781,"sku":"8515453_22766","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/4652\/7157\/files\/all-out-of-fcks-tarsier-tee-front-model.jpg?v=1785780027","url":"https:\/\/latenighthotdog.club\/products\/all-out-of-f-cks-tarsier-tee","provider":"Late Night Hot Dog Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}